5.31.2007

Tempo

There's a Trini music video channel called tempo. It is amazing.
Today we saw the video for Jumbie by Machel Montano (zombie dancing a
la thriller!) and I saw a video for a Riddim (totally instrumental)
made by Lenky (diwali inventor and face of dancehall changer) and
some other guys.

A couple days ago I saw a Christian reggae video that somehow managed
to get cameos from like every major reggae artist it seemed.
Ninjaman, Sizzla, a Mr. Wacky lookalike. I couldn't tell if they
were real at first or all look-alikes, but then I became almost sure
that they were the real people. The video also included a sort
segment where the artist ("Stichy" I think) faced off against the
devil, in cartoon form.

Amazing! Oooff... skkeepy. gg.

Last last night in Trinidad?

I could have 100 last nights in Trinidad and none of them could help
being awesome.

Last night I was sleepy, missed a national soccer game to see a
Bollywood movie that I could've seen that afternoon if I hadn't left
my ATM card with the boat, and then ended up watching 70% of
Spiderman 3 instead because I couldn't wait 15 minutes for the
Bollywood movie to start and having sat myself down I was too lazy to
get up and switch theatres.

But then... I find a delightful Trinidad karaoke night right next to
my boat and meet some great kids.

Tonight I wanted to go out earlier but I drank beer and played pool
too long at another bar across the way, and then shot the shit with
boatmates for too long so I was almost too sleepy to go out. Then I
payed too much for a taxi to get to a club, which turned out to be
closed, and then got into one of these "you give me money, I'll make
sure you don't get mugged and show you around" relationships which
wasn't looking to good at first because the next club we went to was
about 40% prostitutes and 60% men. Then we were just sort of walking
aimlessly and awkwardly for a bit.

But then... I saw a Japanese nineties car with a shiny green paint
job and a sticker that said "Leprechaun" across the top and before I
know it I ask a guy I'm talking to what he does and he says "well I
sold marijuana for 25 years, but then I felt I had to
diversify" (except he said something else like "diversitize") so now
I'm... well they call it 'piracy.'" Dude goes to Trinidad copyright
enforcement meetings and drops the "hey, I'm giving these guys free
publicity" bomb. So I'm like "I started a movement!" (hearing the
Simpsons fast food teenager voice in my head but sounding normal) and
we talk shop about infringement for a while.

Some background. Street vendors that sell pirate CDs here go way
beyond the blanket. They make booths with deep cycle batteries and
phat car stereo amps bolted into homemade, wheeled speaker/shelves
that they wheel around the streets blasting the shit out of some hot
music with. So it makes an even bigger contribution to Trinidad's
urban spaces than the loud car stereo or sound-system-equipped
bicycle to our own, and thus is a profession beyond reproach. It
started pouring and I helped lay out a tarp to keep his merch dry,
probably breaking some ridiculous expansion of copyright law that's
been stuck on some budget rider since I left (worlds collide man,
they collide).

Then they give me a ride back to home (I pay them some bucks, but
they buy me some beers) and we listen to and discuss Sizzla on the
way. Did you know he was on Rocafella now? The mens' names were
David and Asher. Asher was the digital entertainment entrepreneur,
and his mobile booth had a plaque above that said "House of Asher" in
Celtic lettering. Did I imagine that his manner was distinctly
Irish? But I met some very Irish looking Trini kids at the bar last
night, I know the assholes had Irish sugar workers here back in the
day, and there seems something so familiar about peoples' manner
here. If I hadn't been to Ireland, the manner would just remind me
of some of my second generation great uncle.

Fwd: article on shooting in Brazil

This is an article on Joe Martin's death.
http://www.telegram.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070530/NEWS/705300693/1116

Trini Karaoke

Last night I went out in the evening to see a Bollywood Movie
(yesterday was Indian Arrival Day) but ended up seeing Spiderman 3 (I
got there a bit early and sat in for a few minutes and then just
decided to go with it). That part kind of sucked, but when I got
back to the boat I thought I'd check out what was going on at the bar
next door to our marina and what do I hear but the sounds of
karaoke! How perfect.

I sang Word Up and Like Glue. Like glue went okay, and I got some
help from somebody who started singing "Nuttin no go so" at the end
(another buy out riddim song but with really shitty macho lyrics) and
then I started singing Red Red Wine and closed with that. It was
okay, though Word Up went better. The main attraction were the
other people.

The book was really good. It had a couple stand-out songs you don't
see much like "My Hood" by Young Jeezy which I don't know well and
probably nobody else knew at all and "Candy" by Cameo (though I had
seen that before). Most people gravitated towards the light rock
and slow james, like "Winds of Change" and "More Than Words". After
I did "Word Up" I met a fun group of kids (it was one girl's
birthday) and a few songs later one of them did "Tarzan Boy". That's
such a fun song to sing. Lots of deep breaths and tightening of the
stomach muscles, and very silly lyrics to read.

The thing you're dying to know is "was there anything awesomely
Trinidadian about this karaoke night?" And of course there was, but
it was sprinkled in like seasoning. On an instrumental break in
"Karma Kameleon" this guy busted out a verse which was most likely
from a Karma Kameleon influenced dancehall song. There was one guy
with a great voice who when he sang slow jams they'd sound like
reggae covers of slow jams, but just because that's how he sang (e.g.
"Me and Mrs. Jones have a ting going on"). I thought that was really
nice. Then there was a woman who was the inverse to that: she sang a
Bob Marley song, but with a strong, steady, R&B voice. The
synthyness of accompaniment co-conspired to disguise any hint of
reggae and I thought it was some R&B song until I asked somebody.

One really weird thing was that somebody sang "I will always love
you" by the Cure and the beat was very reggae. But the guitar sounds
sounded just like any karaoke imitation of the cure would sound--not
third generation from some reggae version of the song--and the lyrics
were completely faithful as well, making me wonder if the reggae-
ization of the song happened in its karaoke transcription, where
somebody Caribbean in front of a MIDI sequencer just *heard* a
different beat. This is improbable, but still a very good
description of the overall effect.

And then there were the calypso songs. There were only two while I
was there, but they were gems. One was about a lizard that escaped
in class, and the children go crazy and try to find the lizard,
except teacher Mildred, well (chorus) "The way she Joooolly and
Haaappy must be the lizard is ticklin she". Then the other one was a
song by Sparrow (aka the Mighty Sparrow) about having sex on the
beach. One of the memorable lines was "When we roll... Sand get in
me nose hole".

A guy who'd spent some time in Rhode Island explained that it was
from a time before it was okay to sing explicitly about sex on the
radio, and that Sparrow was one of the masters of insouciant double
entendres. It made me think how hard it is to do good double-
entendre when you can also just talk explicitly about sex. Without
the constraint of censorship, double-entendre becomes like Olde
Sturbridge Village. Maybe the only way it can survive is to be like
the Amish, and have a elaborately codified and evolving set of rules
about when it's just better to use a modern implement like an
antibiotic or a cellphone.

All this talk about double-entendres recalls something I've been
obsessed with for a while. It's the funny closing quote of a New
York Times article on the New York subway branded condom that a bunch
of public health institutions partnered to distribute (to great
success). And I think it may be the best funny closing quote that
has ever happened in the American press. The article is winding up
by riffing on all the funny promo slogans (e.g. "New York's Hottest
Wrapper") and how there are a ton they haven't even used yet. The
quote? "The possibilities are endless, and so are the double
entendres." You sly public health official, you. The reporter must
have been so pumped.

My address in Brazil

Hey all,

My address in Brazil will be:

Holmes Wilson
Sailboat Brigadoon
Marina Park Hotel
Fortaleza
Brazil

If you send me something in the next week I'll get it there when I
arrive in about a month.

5.29.2007

Leaving Trinidad for Fortaleza today

I'm leaving Trinidad for Fortaleza today, with the South African,
minus the Englishman, plus a Slovak and German couple. ETA 3-5 weeks.
God I hope it's 3.

Something else to not tell my mom

A guy who went to Venerini and had been living in Rio (I think I
mentioned him in an earlier post) was just shot and killed in the
street a few nights ago. His name was Joe Martin, and he's friends
with Al Bombz and I think a bunch of people in the Ralph's crowd.
They're not sure what happened, but you know him see if there's
anything you can do for his family in Worcester.

5.26.2007

Dude, where's my boat?

I got back from Tobago early this morning (blog posts out of
chronological order sitting in the outbox on my laptop forthcoming)
and when I got back to the marina the boat wasn't in the spot it was
in.

No big deal, there was something about maybe having to move it or take
it out of the water to make repairs--I'll get back there this
afternoon and sort it out. Mainly wrote this post for the title. The
Trinidad national library is really nice.

5.25.2007

A soca "you spin me right round"

Is playing on TV in the Tobago ferry terminal. Going back tonight on
the night ferry.

Fort King George

I'm in Tobago now, sitting above Fort King George.  I came here on my own with the plan of camping on the beach.  The fast ferry was sold out, so I got the 6 hour cargo ferry with all the other stragglers, and it was a great ride.  I met a guy my age named Alexis, who was a pannist (steel drum player) and was going to Tobago for a gig on Saturday, and also because things in Trinidad were getting too hot.  Somebody tried to kidnap his friend and ex-boss right after he quit, and now his boss thinks he had something to do with it, even though he quit because during Carnival season he was practicing pan till four in the morning every day and missed work a few times, and thought he'd be fired anyway.  Plus he's getting paid more now.

Being on a really large boat four stories above the ocean moving at 20 knots and subject only to the averaging out of the dozen waves the boat straddles at any given time (or some invisible wave of a much longer wavelength, I'm not sure which) is so refreshing.  I have a ticket for the fast ferry, but I think I'll take the slow ferry back and get a cabin to sleep in ($6 more than the fast ferry).  Wonderful.  This ferry also had a previous life in Europe; this time the text was in Italian, English, and Spanish.  So maybe it was the ferry across the Mediterranean from Italy (Sardegna, Livorno, Genoa?) to Barcelona.  That's got to be an awesome ride.  There's something so olde-style and elegant about traveling by ferry, even (or especially) if the boat is really 80s.  It's also awesome in that it's usually a cheap luxury... that is, cheaper than the normal way: flying.  Maybe on my way back to the states I'll get to take the ferry from Venezuela to Trinidad.  I think there's a ferry from Martha's Vinyard or Nantucket to Long Island.  It would be awesome to travel from Boston to Long Island by boat.  Gotta do that someday.

Anyway, I came to camp on the beach and that's what I did.  It was dark, so I had to sort of ask around about a good beach, but I found one that seemed really chill with lots of shade trees right against the water, with just enough room for my tent.  It was the first time I'd used my #1 tent (thanks Hilary for bringing it to me!) in a long time, and whenever I use it I think of me and Trish traveling in Spain and Portugal.  The tent is a pleasure to use.  The polls practically snap together by themselves.  None of the fumbling of pushing tent poles through those little slots, with the aluminum linking pieces getting caught.  And even if this tent did use slots (it doesn't; it uses awesome fabric hooks that snap on and off like a dream) then it wouldn't be a problem because the polls are single pieces of shaped aluminum and perfectly smooth once slotted together, not a length of shitty fiber glass with little aluminum collars that stick out and get caught on things, yuck.  Plus my tent is tiny enough to fit inside my Invicta and take up only about 1/3 of the space.  This morning when I folded it up it was even smaller.  Mmmm mmm!  I love this tent.  

It's also a bad-ass military green color that's really low profile and looks really awesome when you walk back to it.

I didn't sleep great, the way I rarely sleep great when camping in an unauthorized spot for the first time, but it was okay.  The sound of the water lapping just off my right shoulder muffled the funny nighttime sounds that always make you jump when camping on the dl.  The shade let me sleep pretty late into the morning, and of course everything was perfect when I woke up.  I was wedged between a thin stretch of beach with palms reaching out over it running down and around out of sight to my right and a wonderfully maintained national park with nice mowed grass, shrubs and lots of stately palms.  To my left there were a bunch of dive boats floating and waiting for their probably very un-rushed proprietors to show up.   I took a little swim and left my bag in my tent to walk down the beach.  Coming to Tobago and camping on a beach was a great idea.

For some reason everybody said the best food out that way was at the airport, so I went there and it was really good.  I read Ana Karenina as I ate, and got to the best sentence in the book, "It all happened at the same time: a boy ran towards a dove and glanced smiling at Levin; the dove, with a whir of her wings, darted away, flashing in the sun, amid grains of snow that quivered in the air, while from a little window there came a smell of fresh-baked bread, and the loaves were put out."

You need to read a good part of the book before that point to fully appreciate it, but the short answer is it's about how what's happening to your brain when you're in love feels as you see everyday sights.

Anyway, my time in Tobago has been a culinary tour, wishing I could eat lunch two or three times.  Last night I had a hot pink beetroot milkshake with granola in it.  Bits of granola flew up the straw, but there was a big pile of it at the bottom, soaked in pink milkshake goop to chomp down at the end.  Today (at the airport) I had a plate of rice, beans, macaroni, and BBQ fish for lunch, which was excellent.  Before that I had this hard sweet burnt sesame balls called "bene balls" and drank a coconut.  After I had a "corn pone" which was a spiced baked good that tasted like pumpkin bread.  And I got a rock cake, which was just 28 cents of little tasty bun.   And a fruit punch too.  And for dinner I'll probably get a chana roti, maybe with tvp too, and more milkshake if the guy is back there.  

It was also a mini-mall tour.  Trinidad and Tobago are really big on minimalls, and what minimalls they have!  I realized with dismay that I probably missed tons of awesome minimall action in my big walk around Port of Spain because it was Sunday and they were closed.   

Right now I'm at Fort King George, which is way up on a hill over the town and the ocean, is an old fort, and is maintained in this really English way with beautiful flowering trees and bushes and short cropped grass and a few big ancient shade trees.  Birds are making all kinds of awesome music and darting about.  Plus I'm in the shade, and about to read some more Ana Karenina.

Signing off from one of the chillest places on earth....



  






Chutney Chunkey

There's this add on the radio for a Chutney party (Chutney is
Trinidadian Indian Soca) which they call a Chutney Chunkey, after the
waist twirling dance girls do to it. At the end of the ad a booming
woman's voice says "And if you don't know how ta Chunkey, come, we'll
SHOW YA howta Chunkey!"

I just realized that the reason I haven't gone to any clubs or
concerts here is that the music on the radio and the posters on the
street evoke such a perfect ideal of Trinidadian entertainment that
I'm afraid of sullying it by actually going to something.

5.21.2007

An IM conversation that describes 70% of how I feel about my sailing voyage

holmes

yeah.  dude, I just spent 12 days at sea with two random dudes in a small boat.  


fucked.


why did I do that.
5:42
davidrussellmoor 
soooo crazy !!
5:42
holmes 
but pleasurable too in a way.
5:42

davidrussellmoor 
also so awesome
5:43

holmes 
the thing is, I'm going back out.  We're going to fortaleza brazil, which is way farther than DR -> TNT


I was thinking of bailing, but now I think I'm just going to treat it as "holmes locked in a small space with a portuguese textbook"


and I'm going to buy myself a bunch of pleasurable nonperishable food before I leave.

Personify your fantasies (and one of them is a bucket of KFC)

http://trinipulse.com/entertainment/event.php?id=409

Check out the bucket of KFC!

I was looking for some big soca events online and found this. We're
on this lonely road occupied only by marinas and boat workshops, so
it doesn't seem like there would be anything near by. But this event
is at a little hotel right up the street that I walked by last night
when I got lost after hopping off the bus, literally five minutes
away on foot!!! It's a gift from fate almost impossible to turn down.

$6TT = $1 US so it's about $16.

Funny thing about Trinidad soccer and Scotland

When Trinidad's soccer team qualified for the 2006 World Cup (the
smallest country ever to qualify) a few funny things happened in
relation to Scotland, where everybody in Scotland ended up rooting
enthusiastically for Trinidad.

The way it worked was, Scotland didn't make it into to the World Cup,
but there was a player on the Trinidad team named "Jason Scotland"
who actually played professionally in Scotland (for Dundee) and the
leading Scottish beer company ran an add campaign featuring him and
the slogan "Scotland's going to the World Cup". That plus one of
Trinidad's first round games was against England, so it was sort of
like rooting for whoever's playing the Yankees.

There was also a song about it:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9Pozydns5W8

And here's that commercial (or one of the ones off to the side is)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=25VarWh0fKY

Trinidad Fun Facts

And now for another episode of "I look up the country I've landed in
on wikipedia and learn really interesting, relevant shit"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_and_Tobago

Trinidad's GDP doubled between 2002 and 2006! And due to emigration
their population growth rate is the lowest in the world! Per capita
GDP is something close to Saudi Arabia.

The population is 40% of African descent and 40% of Indian descent.
With the rest being European, Lebanese, Chinese, and others. The
indo / african ratio is reflected in the split of radio stations
(making it the fucking best most unbelievably perfect radio in the
world for me) and (less awesomely) in domestic politics, where indo-
triniadians line up with one party and afro-trinidadians with the other.

Incidentally, the most shocking thing on the per capita GDP list is
Ireland. They have the number two spot, just under the curiosity
Luxembourg (come on, Ireland, you've got to step your money
laundering game up). Now I'm even more pissed that mom didn't play
her cards right to get me and Mary dual citizenship.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_%28PPP%
29_per_capita

Worcester to Rio

Alfonse Bombz informs me that one of my classmates from Venerini (a
tiny K-8 Catholic school on Belmont hill) owns a bar in a hip
neighborhood in Rio. His yahoo name is favelafred!

5.20.2007

Brazil it is

I'm not going to be going to Africa. So now the plan is, land in
Brazil, get in a groove, and come back when I'm happy with my
portuguese.

Trinidad doesn't disappoint

I'm in Trinidad now. The radio is amazing, since it's a fusion of
two of my favorite radio experiences: indian music and soca. Right
now I'm listening to a soca song to the melody of "Time After Time"
about (what else?) carnival. This morning I was listening to indian
religious music.

The way people speak here is indescribably pleasant.

Last night at some fancy bar restaurant near the marina they were
filming a Bollywood movie called "I've got a husband" (I hope you
read this sassily as "I've GOT a husband")

There's a really solid English imprint here too, in that all the
roadside advertising has sane graphic design, for example.

My feelings about having been at sea for two weeks and some 900 miles
are very complex. More on that...

5.03.2007

Boat leaves Monday

Early in the morning for Trinidad. Will take about a week.

5.02.2007

Boat in Santo Domingo

The Brigadoon as arrived in Santo Domingo. Departure imminent.